"Russian Federation wants to combat national and international terrorism.Great! That means that they want to combat themselves." SC Ukraine
"Today was a good day for capitalism." SC United States of America
"No ISIS no crisis." Dino
"Post conflict societies are fragile and we have to tell them what to think and how to build their state" SC Venezuela
"The youth might use Pokemon Go to catch Pokemon in minefield areas of post conflict situations." SC United States of America
"Nintendo launched Pokemon Go and we can use this application to deal with post-conflict violance" SC Japan
"El Presidente Maduro is capable of releasing the information he deems necessary for the people to know." SC Venezuela
"We have to agree with our... trading partner, the United States." SC People's Republic of China
"Motion to make a motion to party for the French National Day" SC The United Kingdom
"Spain? The Republic of Spain?" SC Russian Federation
"Fuck!" EC Angela Merkel
"Some delegation decided to wake up and to be unproductive today." SC Ukraine
"Bliiiimiieaaaaaaghhhhh." SC United Kingdom
"Socialism is running out of electricity." SC Ukraine
"Instead of going more left the people are going more right." SC Venezuela
"The first right we have is the right to live, not the right to freedom of speech." SC Peoples Republic of China
"Let us start controlling the media" SC Venezuela
"We see Kremlin bots all over the internet propagating Russian Propaganda." SC Ukraine
Security Council grammar
POs: Would you like to take the floor first?
UK: We would be honoured
PO: Please wait
UK: We would be patient
"While every terrorist is a radical, not all the radicals are terrorist." SC Ukraine
"Some people believe that they live in a different ideological unicornic world?!" SC Venezuela